Teacher Student Jokes In Hindi - Hindi Jokes on Teacher Student

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…
Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
“COMING SOON”

Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum?
Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge.

teacher: rohit tumare exam pe kitne number ayye hai
rohit: maths-12 out of 40
science-10
hindi-15
sst-20
total-57
teacher- are baya tumne tho kamal kar diya total me 40 se bhi uper laye

teacher – show me ur mother’s sign
student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@@@
teacher – hey whats this what is ur mother’s name?
student – jalebi bai

Laugh Out Loud Hindi Joke
Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega

ek dost:yaar mujhe breakfast karna hai!
dusra dost:car fast chalana aur phir break lagana ho gaya breakfast.

Arz kiya h-Ye EXAM ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
Sala wohi Qustion paper me zroor hota h.
!!@!!